Designed with lots of love by my lovely sister in law.....she spent ages doing this :-)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Whats Your Name?

Saw this today, hope you dont mine me pinching it Marja :)

thought it was quite amusing, so what is your new name?

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Jak x (aka Goober Farklehump)


  1. Ok, so i am PMSL here! My new name is - Tootsie Snicklebutt!!!!!!!

  2. nice to meet you tootsie, love goober, pmsl!

  3. Anonymous11:27 pm

    excuse me Mrs Farklehump. Lush Blog. Lurve and Kisses. Goobie Dippinchunks. xx

  4. stop trying to pretend your name is goobie when I know thats its Boobie!

  5. Anonymous11:30 pm

    excuse me Mrs Farklehump. I think I dropped a Boobie there.
    Love Boobie Dippinchunks.

  6. Ha ha! Love your name Mrs Farklehump!!!
    What fun!
    Snickle Chickendoodle (errr!)

  7. oh mine is hideous - its Dorfus Farkle fanny - harumph!! Pet lip, arms folded, feet stomping. I want mine to be princess scrappy-pants!

    Love your blog jak!

  8. LOL Jackie I had no idea you had a blog!! I got your comment on mine and then clicked your profile and found yours :) I forgot all about this funny name generator but remember really having a good laugh when I found it! xx

  9. PMSL!!!! too funny

    Del aka Zippy dippintush :O

    does that sound like me?!!!! ;) hahahahaha