Saw this today, hope you dont mine me pinching it Marja :)
thought it was quite amusing, so what is your new name?
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Jak x (aka Goober Farklehump)
Ok, so i am PMSL here! My new name is - Tootsie Snicklebutt!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletenice to meet you tootsie, love goober, pmsl!
ReplyDeleteexcuse me Mrs Farklehump. Lush Blog. Lurve and Kisses. Goobie Dippinchunks. xx
ReplyDeletestop trying to pretend your name is goobie when I know thats its Boobie!
ReplyDeleteexcuse me Mrs Farklehump. I think I dropped a Boobie there.
ReplyDeleteLove Boobie Dippinchunks.
Ha ha! Love your name Mrs Farklehump!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat fun!
love
Snickle Chickendoodle (errr!)
oh mine is hideous - its Dorfus Farkle fanny - harumph!! Pet lip, arms folded, feet stomping. I want mine to be princess scrappy-pants!
ReplyDeleteLove your blog jak!